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  <title>Hilarity Ensues</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 27 Sep 2007 09:47:52 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>So now what?</title>
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  <description>So I&apos;ve been out of contact with a person for months now and I&apos;ve been good with it. Once the initial sadness and weirdness wore off, it was cool. Immediately upon our break with each other, said person cut me off from all their forms of on-line expression. Livejournal, myspace, etc. I figured they had A LOT of ranting and venting to do. Strangely, I didn&apos;t feel like writing one single, solitary word about them. I had a lot of life to catch up to. It&apos;s been better without them honestly and I&apos;m not saying that to be mean, it just has been. I have been healthier, more productive, happier. Every good thing and feeling I can think of has increased exponentially. When songs came on that made me think of this person, I deliberately made myself listen to them even though it made me sad. I did the same with all our favorite CD&apos;s and TV shows. I got the sadness out and got over it. I deleted their number from my phone, blocked them from contacting my myspace, and officially put that person in my past. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And now they are contacting me again. I don&apos;t want to speak to them or be involved with their life again. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://photobucket.com&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/Crucifixena/dope.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 19 Dec 2006 09:51:24 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>All my heroes</title>
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  <description>Judy sang it well that, &quot;Happiness Is A Thing Called Joe&quot;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Joseph Barbera, the remaining half of Hanna-Barbera has died. God rest his sweet soul. Thanx Joe for Fred Flintstone and George Jetson. They were good fathers to me. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This year I lost my cat of 20 years. As much a parent to me as a baby. Everything tender and dear, all my heroes, all my talismans, all of them seem to be throwing darts at me as they disappear forever. I run ever closer to another birthday, but I will not be as well armed in 2007 as I have before been. As the year dies, lift a cup of kindness for me will you?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/Crucifixena/stonagepicnic.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/Crucifixena/jetsons.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/center&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 25 Feb 2006 03:36:44 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>MUSIC FOR THE CAUSE + AIDS + DRUG AWARENESS + GIA</title>
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  <description>This is a public entry because I am posting this in as many places as possible:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Stay Records Company&lt;br /&gt;GIA Benefit&lt;br /&gt;751 S. Weir Canyon Road ..157-161&lt;br /&gt;Anaheim Hills CA 92808 USA&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; We are currently seeking artists/bands interested in talking part in a benefit compilation CD called &quot;Forever Gia&quot; that we are putting together to benefit The Gia Carangi Foundation (NYC).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Some of you may know who Gia Carangi was (via &quot;Gia&quot; the movie or the book &quot;Thing of Beauty&quot;) and for those that don&apos;t more information can be found here:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gia_Carangi&quot;&gt;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gia_Carangi&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;www.thegiacarangiproject.com&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The style of music we seek is of various genres (execpt no country, rap or instrumental) and NO explicit lyrics please.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ALL material must be original. NO covers.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is a royalty free project meaning no one receives payment including Stay Records/SRG Music. ALL proceeds from the sale of the CD will go directly to The Gia Carangi Foundation to benefit raising AIDS and drugs awareness.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you are interested in taking part please mail an audio CD (containing 1 or 2 tracks for consideration), a brief bio, and your contact information including address, telephone number and email address. Also, include a website address if you have one.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Please send everything to:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Stay Records Company&lt;br /&gt;ATTN: Gia CD Submission&lt;br /&gt;751 S. Weir Canyon Road ..157-161&lt;br /&gt;Anaheim Hills CA 92808&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;DO NOT send email containing links, MP3&apos;s, etc.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There is NO cost whatsoever to take part in this project. Everyone gets free copies of the CD.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We will contact those we&apos;ve selected to appear on the compilation via email.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;**DEADLINE FOR SUBMISSIONS: 10 March 2006&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For additonal information feel free to message us on here or send an email to email@staybasina.com. Again, do not send messages nor email containg links, MP3&apos;s, etc. They will be deleted.</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 20 Feb 2006 07:50:40 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>You and me both sister</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 04 Jan 2006 04:36:08 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>When cool things happen to cool people.</title>
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  <description>Neat thing happened today. I went to the bank. That&apos;s not neat I know but while I was in the bank, my cell was in the car and I missed a call. So I call the number back and didn&apos;t get through but then a minute later my phone rang. And thus began the coolest conversation with the sweetest girl. Normally, I don&apos;t do well at befriending other girls so when I find one I have enough in common with so that I can actually have a conversation with them, it rocks pretty hard. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Okay, so it wasn&apos;t a stranger or wrong number but someone that I kind of know in a second hand way through my best friend T-Mart (or as some know him, &quot;Old Shiny&quot;). For the longest time now I&apos;ve heard stories about, seen art by, and a few photos of a good friend of his. He&apos;s commented before that we have a lot in common, musical tastes and the like, so I kind of got to know her in a way through him. We had just never spoken. But he and she are such good friends that when he&apos;s happy for her or worried about her, so am I. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Blah, blah, blah_ Sorry to prattle, but today I got a call from her and we had fun talking and I just felt good after finally getting to talk to her. Okay, so this is cool to me. Probably not a big event for anyone else, but I was happy. That&apos;s all, thanx for &quot;listening&quot;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Crux out.</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 11 Nov 2005 08:22:48 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>LMFAO</title>
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  <description>Take the quiz: &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.myyearbook.com/zenhex/quiz.php?id=7799&quot;&gt;&quot;What Kind of Guy Do You Attract?&quot;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;Bad Boy&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;you love em&apos; w/ a little edge, don&apos;t ya! Hop on a motorcycle and ride till ya die w/ ya partner. Your partner is a crazy ass mofo. if i were you I would have the cops on speed dial. (for you safety)</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 11 Nov 2005 07:50:02 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>What you gonna do with all that junk?</title>
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  <description>Y&apos;all holla at me if you want some apple pie!!!!!!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Take the quiz: &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.myyearbook.com/zenhex/quiz.php?id=20573&quot;&gt;&quot;what celebrity bootay do you have? (girls only)&quot;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.myyearbook.com/zenhex/images/quiz5/20573/res1.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;Beyonce&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;Youre sexy and know how to shake what your momma gave you!</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 06 Nov 2005 07:58:04 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>This is cute, but I&apos;m already French</title>
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  <description>&lt;table width=&quot;350&quot; align=&quot;center&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; cellpadding=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#FFF2BF&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif&quot; style=&quot;color:black; font-size: 14pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;Your French Name is:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#FFFAE6&quot;&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://images.blogthings.com/frenchnamegenerator/france.jpg&quot; height=&quot;100&quot; width=&quot;100&quot;&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Marie Auriole&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.blogthings.com/frenchnamegenerator/&quot;&gt;What&apos;s Your French Name?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 06 Nov 2005 07:47:58 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>La bouche</title>
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  <description>&lt;table align=&quot;center&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; cellpadding=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#FEBCDE&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif&quot; style=&quot;color:black; font-size: 14pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;Your Inner Lip Color Is&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#FFDCEE&quot;&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00021DDXS/yournewromanc-20/&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0007LORYW.01-A1E5XTDSAV2ESC.SWCH._SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; width=&quot;100&quot; height=&quot;50&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;a style=&quot;color:blue;&quot; href=&quot;http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00021DDXS/yournewromanc-20/&quot;&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Flaming Dust&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://shiny.blogthings.com/whatsyourinnerlipcolorquiz/&quot;&gt;What&apos;s Your Inner Lip Color?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table align=&quot;center&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; cellpadding=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif&quot; style=&quot;font-size: 14pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Your Inner Lip Color Is&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00021DDXS/yournewromanc-20/&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00021DEBY.01-A1E5XTDSAV2ESC.SWCH._SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; width=&quot;100&quot; height=&quot;50&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00021DDXS/yournewromanc-20/&quot;&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Congo Red&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://shiny.blogthings.com/whatsyourinnerlipcolorquiz/&quot;&gt;What&apos;s Your Inner Lip Color?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 06 Nov 2005 07:45:53 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>la vie en rose</title>
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  <description>&lt;table width=&quot;350&quot; align=&quot;center&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; cellpadding=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#EEE9E9&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif&quot; style=&quot;color:black; font-size: 14pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;How You Are In Love&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#FFFAFA&quot;&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://images.blogthings.com/howareyouinlovequiz/rose.jpg&quot; height=&quot;100&quot; width=&quot;100&quot;&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You take a while to fall in love with someone. Trust takes time.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You give and take equally in relationships.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You tend to get very attached when you&apos;re with someone. You want to see your love all the time.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You love your partner unconditionally and don&apos;t try to make them change.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You stay in love for a long time, even if you aren&apos;t loved back. When you fall, you fall hard.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.blogthings.com/howareyouinlovequiz/&quot;&gt;How Are You In Love?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 06 Nov 2005 07:42:31 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Wimminz is romantical</title>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 26 Aug 2005 02:15:36 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>we are all someone</title>
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  <description>I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don&apos;t believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong.</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 12 Aug 2005 10:24:10 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Rick James and Migraines, ain&apos;t that a B?</title>
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  <description>Pain woke me up but that&apos;s okay. I was kind of out of this world on the 7th but it marked a year since the death of Rick James bitches. And this year, just as last year, every moment that I&apos;m not in a coma or otherwise bedridden/nearly dead_ I&apos;m going to dedicate August to hedonism. He was Rick James Bitch!</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 24 Jun 2005 08:53:53 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>an institute you can&apos;t disparage</title>
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&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td align=&quot;center&quot; bgcolor=&quot;#FF99CC&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3 style=&quot;margin: 0; border: 0;&quot;&gt;The Keys to Your Heart&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#FF9FD2&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You are attracted to good manners and elegance.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#FFA6D9&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you&apos;re told that you&apos;re &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;loved.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#FFACDF&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You&apos;d like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#FFB9EC&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;with.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#FFBFF2&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;commitment.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#FFC6F9&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You think of marriage as something precious. You&apos;ll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#FFCCFF&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You&apos;ll do anything for love, but you won&apos;t fall &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;for it easily.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.blogthings.com/keystoyourheartquiz/&quot;&gt;What Are The Keys To Your Heart?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 24 Jun 2005 08:50:55 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>wha wha wha ?</title>
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  <description>&lt;table style=&quot;font-family: sans-serif; color: black; font-size: 11pt;&quot; width=&quot;350&quot; align=&quot;center&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; cellspacing=&quot;8&quot; cellpadding=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td align=&quot;center&quot; bgcolor=&quot;#B1F989&quot;&gt;&lt;h3 style=&quot;margin: 0; border: 0;&quot;&gt;The True You&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#ABF795&quot;&gt;You want your girlfriend or &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;boyfriend to be more relaxed, calm, and composed.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#A5F4A0&quot;&gt;With respect &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;to money, you save for a rainy day.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#9FF2AC&quot;&gt;You think good luck doesn&apos;t &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;exist - reality is built on practicalities.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#98EFB7&quot;&gt;The hidden side of your &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;personality tends to be methodical in your ways - with trouble adapting to the rules of &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;society.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#92EDC3&quot;&gt;You have a tendency to overdo things, but basically you &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;value your friendships highly.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#8CEACE&quot;&gt;When it comes to finding a romantic &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;partner, you will search and search until you find your perfect match.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.blogthings.com/whosthetrueyouquiz/&quot;&gt;Who&apos;s the True &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 24 Jun 2005 08:22:47 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>I&apos;m sleepy but these bitches are addictive</title>
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  <description>&lt;table style=&quot;font-family: serif; color: black; font-size: 11pt;&quot; width=&quot;350&quot; align=&quot;center&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; cellpadding=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td align=&quot;center&quot; bgcolor=&quot;#DACEE8&quot;&gt;&lt;h3 style=&quot;margin: 0; border: 0;&quot;&gt;Your Dominant Thinking Style:&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#D4DDE5&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Exploring&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You thrive on the unknown and unpredictable. Novelty is your middle name.&lt;br /&gt;You are a challenger. You tend to challenge common assumptions and beliefs.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;An expert inventor and problem solver, you approach everything from new angles.&lt;br /&gt;You show people how to question their models of the world.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td align=&quot;center&quot; bgcolor=&quot;#CDEBE2&quot;&gt;&lt;h3 style=&quot;margin: 0; border: 0;&quot;&gt;Your Secondary Thinking Style:&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#C7FADF&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Visioning&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You are very insightful and tend to make decisions based on your insights.&lt;br /&gt;You focus on how things should be - even if you haven&apos;t worked out the details.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;An idealist, thinking of the future helps you guide your path.&lt;br /&gt;You tend to give others long-term direction and momentum.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.blogthings.com/whatsyourthinkingstylequiz/&quot;&gt;What&apos;s Your Thinking Style?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 24 Jun 2005 07:46:38 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>I love this because I&apos;ve always thought my Pimp name would have to be Smoky Topaz.</title>
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  <description>&lt;table align=&quot;center&quot; border=&quot;1&quot; bordercolor=&quot;black&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; cellpadding=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td align=&quot;left&quot; bgcolor=&quot;#FFCCFF&quot;&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif&quot; style=&quot;color:black; font-size: 12pt;&quot;&gt;Your Stripper Name is: &lt;b&gt;Topaz&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.blogthings.com/strippername.html&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;Get your own Stripper &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Name&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 24 Jun 2005 07:03:57 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>eerily dead fucking on</title>
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  <description>&lt;table width=&quot;350&quot; align=&quot;center&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; cellpadding=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#9CE7FF&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif&quot; style=&quot;color:black; font-size: 14pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;Your Capricorn Drinking Style&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#96FCB0&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.quizdiva.net/alcohoroscopes/alcohol.gif&quot;&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;Capricorns are usually described as practical, steadfast, money-hungry and status-thirsty -- no wonder you get left off the astrological cocktail-party list.&lt;br /&gt;But this is the sign of David Bowie and Annie Lennox, not to mention Elvis.&lt;br /&gt;You are the true rock star.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;independent, powerful and seriously charismatic, you&apos;re not too eager to please.&lt;br /&gt;And if you make money being yourself, who is anyone to quibble?&lt;br /&gt;But just like most rock stars, you&apos;re either totally on or totally off...&lt;br /&gt;And you generally need a little social lubricant to loosen up and enjoy the after party, especially if you can hook up with a cute groupie.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#9CE7FF&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif&quot; style=&quot;color:black; font-size: 14pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;Your Signature Cocktails&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#FEB1C3&quot;&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;Old-fashioned Capricorns like an old-fashioned just fine or a dry martini, or a gin and tonic, or a gimlet -- or any other no-nonsense quaff. You prefer drinks that taste like alcohol and generally hate drinks with more than three ingredients. However, you like the flavor of cranberry and will order a cosmo if you can handle the wait for it to get mixed.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#9CE7FF&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif&quot; style=&quot;color:black; font-size: 14pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;Your Celebrity Drinking Buddies&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#FEFE8A&quot;&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;Orlando Bloom, Kate Moss, Jude Law. Marilyn Manson,  Dolly Parton, Howard Stern, Kirstie Alley, and Rush Limbaugh.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.blogthings.com/alcohoroscope/&quot;&gt;What&apos;s Your Alcohoroscope?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 24 Jun 2005 05:34:08 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Lovah!</title>
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&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#66CCFF&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif&quot; style=&quot;color:black; font-size: 14pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Your Seduction Style: Ideal Lover&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#FFFFFF&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.quizdiva.net/bt/ideal-lover.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You seduce people by tapping into their dreams and desires.&lt;br /&gt;And because of this sensitivity, you can be the ideal lover for anyone you seek.&lt;br /&gt;You are a shapeshifter - bringing romance, adventure, spirituality to relationships.&lt;br /&gt;It all depends on who your with, and what their vision of a perfect relationship is.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.blogthings.com/seducerquiz/&quot;&gt;What Is Your Seduction Style?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 16 Jun 2004 20:58:18 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>What Muppet Am I?</title>
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  <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://images.quizilla.com/A/AutumnSong123/1070289651_ffKermit_s.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;kermit.jpeg&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;You are Kermit the Frog.&lt;br /&gt;You are reliable, responsible and caring.  And you&lt;br&gt;have a habit of waving your arms about&lt;br&gt;maniacally.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;FAVORITE EXPRESSIONS:&lt;br /&gt;&quot;Hi ho!&quot; &quot;Yaaay!&quot; and&lt;br&gt;&quot;Sheesh!&quot;&lt;br /&gt;FAVORITE MOVIE:&lt;br /&gt;&quot;How Green Was My Mother&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LAST BOOK READ:&lt;br /&gt;&quot;Surfin&apos; the Webfoot: A Frog&apos;s Guide to the&lt;br&gt;Internet&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;HOBBIES:&lt;br /&gt;Sitting in the swamp playing banjo.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;QUOTE:&lt;br /&gt;&quot;Hmm, my banjo is wet.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://quizilla.com/users/AutumnSong123/quizzes/What Muppet are you?/&quot;&gt; &lt;font size=&quot;-1&quot;&gt;What Muppet are you?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;font size=&quot;-3&quot;&gt;brought to you by &lt;a href=&quot;http://quizilla.com&quot;&gt;Quizilla&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 27 Apr 2004 15:57:52 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>I love Me and You do too Bitches.</title>
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  <description>You are a high femme. Your dress and carriage&lt;br&gt;embody everything feminine. Your beauty, grace&lt;br&gt;and delicacy attracts both men and women.&lt;br&gt;You&apos;ve taken &apos;Princess and the Pea&apos; to heart.&lt;br&gt;Camping? Manual labor? Feh! Never! If it&lt;br&gt;interferes with your right to wear Italian&lt;br&gt;pumps and designer dresses, forget it! You&apos;re&lt;br&gt;all about the charm. You may have a heart of&lt;br&gt;gold, but you use a lot of jewelry polish to&lt;br&gt;keep shiney. Any dyke who takes you on is in&lt;br&gt;for some work. You expect the best and nothing&lt;br&gt;less will do. You could take or leave this gay&lt;br&gt;&amp; women&apos;s rights stuff because you have no&lt;br&gt;trouble getting your way without it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;-1&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://quizilla.com/users/Axey/quizzes/What%20is%20your%20Dyke%20Rating%3F/&quot;&gt;What is your Dyke Rating?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;font size=&quot;-3&quot;&gt;brought to you by &lt;a href=&quot;http://quizilla.com&quot;&gt;Quizilla&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 17 Jan 2004 05:20:39 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Peace, be still</title>
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  <description>I seem to gain more equanimity with each post. If I keep posting until midnight, I&apos;ll become positively Zen.&lt;br /&gt;What a day though. Slings, arrows, traffic, postage. Inhale/exhale, do some stretches, chill. And then boom! Shark music. It will probably start all over again. Oh well, I can certainly handle it. Whip-pah!</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 13 Jan 2004 23:09:11 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Lucky 13</title>
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  <description>Hello kiddies, today is my birthday. How about that? Nothing exciting has happened yet. But the sun is still out. _C</description>
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